
I’d like to travel “the world”.
“Its such a great thing, this park. It bringing me back to all my brothers in arms who fell. Now that I have finally recovered from the Agent Orange spraying I can seeAUAUUAUAYUAHHAHAGGAGGAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”
“I hate rap rock! I so fucking hate rap rock! I hate it to the point where I think I am going to spontaneously combust! I mean really. Fucking rapping, and heavy metal? Christ. It BARELY worked on like two songs from the Judgment Night soundtrack! I am so mad right nowAAAUAUAUUAUUUAUAGAHAUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”
“OK. Let’s run down how this day sucks. I get dragged to some weird place full of people who keep yelling about some shit that is NOT Teletubbies. I got a hot deuce in my diapey. My mom just handed me over to this creepy old hillbilly guy. What nextAAUAUAUAAAAAUAUAAGAGGGGHHHHHH”
merlinstolethetardisfrombakerst:
I always thought this.
Mordor.
The Wizard of Mordor!
ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY FOLLOW THE RED BRICK ROAD INTO MORDOR
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I’ve been asking this, since I was a kid.